Served cold as life’s cruel game with construction out front, a special event in town and bad weather.
Tossed disrespect with idiot sauce on the side.
Warning: Spicy and will burn. Known to leave a bad taste.
Seared emotions with marinated personal problems
and smothered egos. Not for the faint of heart.
Slow cooked archaic excuses to save time and money. Please allow for months of wasted time. No substitutes.
A pie in the face drowning in ever shrinking margins topped with toasted neglect.
WHAT IT IS
FREE…seriously. Let’s start here.
Hard to believe but it’s true. Fyllan is FREE.
We don’t make money if you don’t make money.
HOW WE CAN HELP
Remember those five things we hate.
(If you haven’t already, see above. We’ll wait. Even though we hate waiting.)
Here’s five reasons to use Fyllan.
- SELL YOUR SEATS IN REAL-TIME. MORE MONEY AT HIGH TIMES AND MORE PEOPLE AT LOW TIMES.
- NO MORE NO SHOWS. NO MORE CANCELLATIONS. ADVANCE PAYMENT UPON BOOKING.
- 5-STAR RATING SYSTEM. THEY REVIEW YOU. YOU REVIEW THEM. ANYONE WITH A BAD RATING GOES.
- THE ONLY PLATFORM WITH COMPLETE CONTROL TO SET SEAT PRICE AND QUANTITY IN REAL-TIME.
- SERIOUSLY WE TOLD YOU…IT’S FREE. NO UPFORNT CHARGES. NO DUMB-A$$ MONTHLY FEES
How much EXTRA money can you keep every year if you used Fyllan?
Total YEARLY savings if you used Fyllan?
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